Joke

Santa and Banta were playing chess
(joke doesn’t end here)…
Santa – chal yaar bas karte hein. … Banta – Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.
(joke doesn’t end here either)…
Phir wahan Vishwanathan Anand aata hai.
Vishy – Chalo Santa-Banta chess khelte hein.
Santa-Banta: nahi. Aap to hume aasaani se haraa doge.
Vishy: chalo yaar. Tum dono aur main akela.
Santa-Banta: phir bhi hum haar jaayenge.
Vishy: Ok. Main left haath se khelunga.
Santa-Banta: haan. Phir theek hai.
(the joke still doesn’t end here).
Dono obviously haar jaate hein aur Vishy chalaa jaata hai.
Santa: badi sharmnaak baat hai yaar. Let hand se bhi haraa diya usne.
(wait yaar joke still is on).
Banta: abe bewakoof banaa gaya who hume.
Santa: who kaise.
Banta: Saala lefty hi hoga….