A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next
BAAP OF ALL BANIYA JOKES A GUPTA Boy fell in LOVE with an AGGARWAAL Girl… AGG Girl: Jab Dad so jayenge to me gali me SIKKA fekungi, awaaz sunkar tum turant under aa jana!!! But Boy sikka
A black man boarded a bus wth hiz son, conductr said- itni gandi shakal ka baccha maine aaj tak nahi dekha ! The black man gets angry bt sayz nothing n takes a seat near santa. Santa-
Maruti 800 ki nilami ho rahi thi. Boli lagi …… 15 lakh 20 lakh 40 lakh Husband: Is khataare Gaadi me aisa kya hai? Seller : Iske 23 accident hue hein, har baar sirf biwi mari hai.
A man ordered for a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and started sending it on errands. He became very proud of what
JOKE OF THE DAY SANTA Ne Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhada Aur Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Bazaar Me Gaya… Ek Aadmi Ne Poocha : O Paaji, Kya Darwaza Bechna hai ??? Santa : Nahi, Tala Khulwana Hai, Chaabi
A beautiful and hot Secretary came angrily out of Boss’ cabin – Colleague – What happened? Secretary – Boss asked me if I was free tonight and when I replied in the affirmative, the bastard gave me
MEN WOULD BE MEN Once a group of men went to teerth yatra. Their guru said don’t get distracted if u see a beautiful girl. just close ur eyes n say ‘HARI OM’. 2-3 days later one
PUNJABIAN THE SHANN Punjaabiyaan di shaan wakhri.. :)Amritsar wich roads te cctv camera install kitae gayae. Savere police control room nu phone aaya – Saheb ji zara lawrence road wale cctv which dekh ke dasdo ki chole