PUNJABIAN THE SHANN Punjaabiyaan di shaan wakhri.. :)Amritsar wich roads te cctv camera install kitae gayae. Savere police control room nu phone aaya – Saheb ji zara lawrence road wale cctv which dekh ke dasdo ki chole
Police Officer- “हमे पक्की खबर मिली है कि, आपके घर में विस्फोटक सामग्री है”.. .. .. Hubby – “ Sir!..खबर तो एकदम पक्की है पर, वो सामग्री अभी मायके गयी हुई है..!!”
BMW GUYS SHOULD BEWARE OF THIS SARDAR !!! A Sardar, recently arrived in the US , wanting to earn some money, decides to become a ‘ handy-man ‘ and starts looking for some work in an up
:HAARYANVI TAU One day a guest came to Tau’s house at night. Tau thought that he has to prepare food and serve to the guest, so what to do to avoid this at mid-night. He thinks upon
KILLER SHAYARI BY A SARDAR Jo dil me Dard de wo Dildar hai.. Zara Gaur Farmayega Jo dil me Dard de wo DILDAR hai.. Aur Jo “Sar me dard de” wo “SARDAR” hai..!:-D
Gandhiji ke ek dost par khoon ka jhootha ilzaam laga. Gandhiji ne muqadma lada aur oose bacha liya. Woh bahut shukrguzaar hue aur ek sawal kiya: “Kal jab aap nai honge toh begunah ko kaun bachayega”? Gandhiji
UNDERSTANDING Husband to wife : Suppose karo ki I start understanding you from now.!!! Wife : (hastey hastey zameen par gir Gayi. “mere se to ‘Suppose’ bhi nahi ho raha” 🙂
CHARITY A beggar woman was sitting on the roadside, holding a child and weeping. Passer-by: “What is the matter. Why are you crying?” Woman: The baby and I are both starving. We have not eaten for two
एक हरियाणवी लड़का गुगल सर्च कर रहा था उसने लिखा.. How to impress a girl if week in English … Google answered * * * * जाट सुधर जा …खेती ऐ कर ले लड़की पटान मे किन्मे
एक शराब फेक्टरी में शराब टेस्ट करने वाला छुट्टी पर चला गया और फेक्टरी के मालिक को एक नए आदमी की तलाश थी जो शराब टेस्ट करने का काम बखूबी कर सके.. एक दिन उसका एक कर्मचारी