Jokes Archive

27 Jun 2013

Joke

Santa Apne Dost K Ghar Se Apne Ghar Jane Laga To Bahar Barish Ho Rahi Thi . . Dost: Aaj Mere Paas Hi Ruk Jao. Barish Bohat Tez Hai. Santa : Ok … . . Dost Ne
26 Jun 2013

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A man who is a manager in 5 star hotel calls his wife. Husband: Aaj khaane mein kya pakaya hai? Wife: Steamed fine long grain white rice hand-picked in the emerald green lap of the Vindhyas, accompanied
26 Jun 2013

Joke

Punjab me 1Train k niche 100 Sardar aa gye! 99 Mar gye, 1 Bach gya. Reportr ne Usse Pucha ‘ye Kaise hua?’ Sardr-Galat Announcement hui, ‘Shatabdi Platform pe aa rhi h!’ Sab Ghabra k Platform se Utar
19 Jun 2013

Joke

  Haryanvi called his mobile service customer care: “Re maari bhains ne sim khaa li aur bhaag gi…” Customer Care executive (irritated): … “to main ke karoo?” Haryanvi replied: “rey baavle, tu mane yo bataa ki roaming
19 Jun 2013

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PUNJABI: GOD GIVE ME ROOM FULL OF GOLD GUJRATI: GOD GIVE ME ROOM FULL OF DIAMONDS MARWARI: GOD GIVE ME ROOM FULL OF GEMS … SINDHI: GOD GIVE ME KEYS OF ALL THESE ROOMS PROUD TO BE
19 Jun 2013

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Ek sindhi aur ek Marwadi ne samundar ke kinaare board lagaa dekha jis par likha tha: “Doobte ko bachaane waale ko Rs. 500 ka Inaam”. Marwadi: Main jump lagaata hu, tum mujhe bachaana. Is tarah Rs. 500
10 Jun 2013

USA Top Joke

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next
7 Jun 2013

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BAAP OF ALL BANIYA JOKES A GUPTA Boy fell in LOVE with an AGGARWAAL Girl… AGG Girl: Jab Dad so jayenge to me gali me SIKKA fekungi, awaaz sunkar tum turant under aa jana!!! But Boy sikka
7 Jun 2013

A black man boarded a bus wth hiz son, conductr said- itni gandi shakal ka baccha maine aaj tak nahi dekha ! The black man gets angry bt sayz nothing n takes a seat near santa. Santa-
6 Jun 2013

Joke

Maruti 800 ki nilami ho rahi thi. Boli lagi …… 15 lakh 20 lakh 40 lakh Husband: Is khataare Gaadi me aisa kya hai? Seller : Iske 23 accident hue hein, har baar sirf biwi mari hai.