Jokes Archive
6 Jun 2013
Joke
A man ordered for a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and started sending it on errands. He became very proud of what
1 Jun 2013
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Arguing with your wife is like killing the mosquito on your cheek… You might or might not kill it, but you will end up slapping yourself:
1 Jun 2013
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JOKE OF THE DAY SANTA Ne Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhada Aur Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Bazaar Me Gaya… Ek Aadmi Ne Poocha : O Paaji, Kya Darwaza Bechna hai ??? Santa : Nahi, Tala Khulwana Hai, Chaabi
1 Jun 2013
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A beautiful and hot Secretary came angrily out of Boss’ cabin – Colleague – What happened? Secretary – Boss asked me if I was free tonight and when I replied in the affirmative, the bastard gave me
1 Jun 2013
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MEN WOULD BE MEN Once a group of men went to teerth yatra. Their guru said don’t get distracted if u see a beautiful girl. just close ur eyes n say ‘HARI OM’. 2-3 days later one
1 Jun 2013
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PUNJABIAN THE SHANN Punjaabiyaan di shaan wakhri.. :)Amritsar wich roads te cctv camera install kitae gayae. Savere police control room nu phone aaya – Saheb ji zara lawrence road wale cctv which dekh ke dasdo ki chole
1 Jun 2013
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Police Officer- “हमे पक्की खबर मिली है कि, आपके घर में विस्फोटक सामग्री है”.. .. .. Hubby – “ Sir!..खबर तो एकदम पक्की है पर, वो सामग्री अभी मायके गयी हुई है..!!”
1 Jun 2013
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BMW GUYS SHOULD BEWARE OF THIS SARDAR !!! A Sardar, recently arrived in the US , wanting to earn some money, decides to become a ‘ handy-man ‘ and starts looking for some work in an up
1 Jun 2013
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:HAARYANVI TAU One day a guest came to Tau’s house at night. Tau thought that he has to prepare food and serve to the guest, so what to do to avoid this at mid-night. He thinks upon
1 Jun 2013
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KILLER SHAYARI BY A SARDAR Jo dil me Dard de wo Dildar hai.. Zara Gaur Farmayega Jo dil me Dard de wo DILDAR hai.. Aur Jo “Sar me dard de” wo “SARDAR” hai..!:-D