Joke

Punjab me 1Train k niche 100 Sardar aa gye! 99 Mar gye, 1 Bach gya.
Reportr ne Usse Pucha ‘ye Kaise hua?’
Sardr-Galat Announcement hui,
‘Shatabdi Platform pe aa rhi h!’ Sab Ghabra k Platform se Utar k Patri pe Aa gye!
Par Train Platform pe nhi, Patri pe Ayi.
Reportr-Aur Aap Samjhdar nikle Jo Patri pe nahi utre!
Sardar-Ji nahi, Mai to Suicide karne Aaya tha, Announcmnt Sunkar Patri se Hat k Platform Pe Let gya.