Joke

A man who is a manager in 5 star hotel calls his wife.
Husband: Aaj khaane mein kya pakaya hai?
Wife: Steamed fine long grain white rice hand-picked in the emerald green lap of the Vindhyas, accompanied by a golden lentil soup that was gently simmered over the smouldering kisses of angels.
Husband:matlab??
Wife:dal chaval.
Husband:to itna ghumaya kyo
Wife:maine to wohi kaha jo tum 5 star wale public ko kehte ho.